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Bronx

/brahnks/

proper noun

The northernmost borough of New York City, home to 1.4 million people, the birthplace of hip-hop, and the only borough that's on the mainland. The Bronx doesn't try to be cool — it IS cool, and it was cool first, and it will remind you of this at every opportunity. Contains Yankee Stadium, the Bronx Zoo, the New York Botanical Garden, and approximately 4,000 bodegas that serve better coffee than any Manhattan café.

Origin: Named after Jonas Bronck, a Swedish-born settler who purchased land from the Lenape in 1639. The area was called "Bronck's Land" and eventually "The Bronx" — making it the only NYC borough with a "the." This is not an accident. The Bronx demands the definite article. It is not "a" Bronx. It is THE Bronx. There is only one, and it knows it.

Usage: "I'm from the Bronx." "Oh cool, what part?" [fifteen-minute passionate monologue about the Grand Concourse that nobody asked for but everyone needed]

Dating

/DAY-ting/

gerund / noun

The social practice of evaluating potential romantic partners through a series of increasingly awkward interactions until both parties either fall in love or run out of conversation topics. In the Bronx, dating involves dollar pizza, long walks through Pelham Bay Park, and the unspoken test of whether your date can handle the 6 train at rush hour without having a spiritual crisis.

Origin: From Latin dare, "to give" — specifically, to give one's time, attention, and an alarming amount of personal information to someone you met on the internet. The modern meaning of "dating" emerged in the early 1900s. Before that, people called it "courting," which is the same thing but with more letters and fewer apps.

Usage: "We're dating." "How's it going?" "We had chopped cheese at 2 AM and he called it 'a culinary experience.' I think he's the one."

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